Nameless Baby Inhabits Morocco

AP Press. A baby born in Casablanca Morocco had to withstand more than 24 hours of having no name. The baby boy, whom we will refer to as "Baby X," joined the world at 10:00 Sunday Morning, May 10, Mother's Day, weighing 8 pounds and measuring 21 inches long. Upon arrival Baby X was forced to let go of his seemingly rational expectation of receiving a proper name. Throughout the entire first day of his existence he was subjected to repeated vague monikers such as "baby," "Baby Livesay," "kid," and, on more than one occasion, "Oliver." We were not able to interview Baby X personally but a close source says that he was "fed up with the whole debacle" and "really wishes his parents would get on the ball." Other sources estimate the couple to be "waffling" and "afraid of important decisions." Resolution of the problem may be a long time coming but one thing is for certain: Nic(h)olas Andrew is a cute name.